Learn to Skate Today!
No access to a skating rink? No worries! Learn to level up your skating at home and at your own pace.
Hey, y’all!
Are you ready to lace up those skates and level up?
Welcome to the home of Punk Skates, a place for skaters to grow in their roller skating journey. Whether you are learning how to skate in your living room or working in the gym to become a better derby skater, there are resources for you.
I skated for years before it really dawned on me that there was a correlation between my skating and how I managed myself outside of practice. Cross-training, what I chose to eat, and how I got rest all were pivotal in my growth on and off the track.
I’m happy to share this information with you to help you level up your game! Read more about ways that you can work with me below!
How you can work with me...
Connect with me on Patreon!
Ready to get started on your skate journey in the comfort of your own home? Join me on my Patreon and have access to an entire library of lessons. There’s 0 guesswork and all skills are taught in order. Starting at $15 a month!
Join Derb Your Enthusiasm!
Ready to take your roller derby skating to the next level? Footwork and laps around the track can get you far in derby. But if you’re ready to add some heavy metal to your routine, this one’s for you. Get 3 months for $300!
Clinics and Workshops
Do you and a few friends want to get together and work n some skills? Maybe your whole league? From coaching individuals to running full-length sold out MVP classes at RollerCon, I’ve been honored to work with skaters from all over the world. Let’s get it in the books! Contact for pricing.
What You Can Learn At Home
Gold Level Skills
Getting Up, falling safely, plow stopping, one-foot balance, bubbles, edges, and more!
Platinum Level Skills
Sloloms, crossovers, backwards crossovers, T-stops, and more!
Diamond Level Skills
Side surfing, turn-around toe stopping, forward cross-behind, C-turns, even more stopping!
Derb Your Enthusiasm
Nutrition Plans For Performance
Punk tested, Junkyard approved. Get custom guidance for your role on the track and body. You’ll learn how to prioritize what nutrients.
Weekly Group Check-ins
Build community with other like-minded roller derby athletes from across the US in a casual weekly virtual call. Bring all of your questions about roller derby, food and lifting!
Programming for Gains
Forget trying to figure out which TikTok workout will give you a stronger booty. Leave the Pinterest board full of cardio workouts you never got to behind.
Experience You Can Trust
Junkyard has 10 years of experience as a strongman competitor and coach, and has a degree in Exercise Science. All programming and nutrition is based on his experience.
Helping beginner skaters since 2013.